How Much is TOO Much

Making love is a beautiful expression between two people that celebrates the love they have for each other. You can never do that too often.
Sex, on the other hand, is a different sort of expression between as many people (or things) as it takes to celebrate the lust one has. How much of that can you do without being a slut.
Obviously I'm just talking about the ladies, because we all know men can get three strippers pregnant while dating a high school student that he keeps secret from his wife and he's "the man." Sorry ladies, this world has double standard written all over it (be glad we're in America and not some muslim country where I could get stoned just for saying this sort of stuff) we can't change it all you can do is acknowledge it, realize it's bullshit and ignore it.
So the question now is, how much sex is too much sex? I'm not even really talking about sex involving more than one person. For example, if someone has the need to sexually relieve themselves at least twice a day, is that too much? If someone has to use their pink rhinestone vibrating and rotating vibrator every day of the week and have real sex approximately four times a week is that too much? What if a woman needs it so bad that she can't even hang out with another guy without getting horny and having sex? When do you cross the line from willing to needing? When is it just having fun and when is it being a sex addict?
When one finds oneself masturbating in the wash room of their grandparents basement while the entire family is home, should one see a therapist? Because I need to know if I have a problem!!

-B.S.