And the Winner Is...

Who is the bigger sociopath?  Spencer Pratt from The Hills or Scott Disick from Keeping up with the Kardashians?  This is a tough debate because of the simple fact that both parties are completely insane.  Spencer Pratt is the well known villain of The Hills on MTV that corrupted the weak and feeble mind of Heidi Montag.  But he's not you're typical jerk-off kind of guy, the man is seriously disturbed.  He has not only isolated himself from his own family with his antics but he has also isolated Heidi from her family as well.  Between the lashing out at friends, the massive amounts of hand jewelry, and his obsession with crystal rocks it's no wonder why no one wants to be around him.
But what about Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's on and off love interest and father of her child.  He's a completely different type of of psycho.  Scott is really suave and a smooth talker.  Somehow he talks himself out of every bad situation he puts himself in.  He goes from 0 to nut case in 2.2 seconds.  One minute he's laying in bed, the next minute he's shoving hundred dollar bills down a gay waiters throat.  One second he's at work, the next he's showing his penis to Kourtney's lesbian friend.  He cheats on Kourtney repeatedly and then purposely impregnates her with Mason in order to have her in his life forever.  It's just a matter of time before we see him on the most wanted list for being a serial killer.
However, there's no way we can properly discuss who we'd rather have at our dinner table without asking ourselves who's more pathetic Heidi Montag or Kourtney Kardashian.  This is an even tougher discussion.  Both women are with untrustworthy, despicable, extremely calculated men.  Both women have allowed their significant other's to be unfaithful with little consequences.  Both have allowed these men to disrespect their families.  Both have been trapped is disgusting relationships with these people.  So how do we decide who is the worst of them all?
Easy..we are.  We are the most pathetic sociopaths for giving these people the ratings to have their own shows.

-B.S.