Jeans.
Jeans are a necessity in any person's wardrobe. Whether its flared out jeans, skinny jeans, jeans with holes in them, designer jeans, full length jeans, boot cut jeans, capri jeans, or jean shorts, it would be an understatement to say that a classic pair of jeans completes all wardrobes.
That being said....fashion designers have taken denim to a disgusting level of tackiness.
Jean vest, jean jackets, jean hats, jean bags, jean shoes....these are not part of the timeless classic denim fashion I was speaking about before. However, even after all these fashion fuck ups...I was willing to look the other way. Until I saw blue jean diapers for toddlers by Huggies.
Has the world gone insane? Why would anyone think it was cool to have kids urinate in a denim diaper? Did wake up in a trailor park this morning? Is that why it's suddenly okay to wear double denim? In fact it's more than okay...it's fashionable?
This is not the world I dreamed of living in.
-B.S.
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