I'm the ultimate Ugly American

So here in Europe it is quite apparent that I don't fit in.  Maybe it's the way I talk, or the way I walk, or the way I dress....or maybe it's because I do things like this :

This may be the reason that Europeans never want us to visit their country....I can understand....but I stand by my actions.

I am American WHEREVER I go...and damn proud of it.

-B.S.